I’m apparently not very good at telling the classics without something to read from. I just ended the tale of “Snow White” thusly:
… and the Prince kissed the sleeping Snow White, like a big ol’ creeper. But it was okay, because she woke up and…wait, what am I teaching you? Not okay. Bad touch. Anyway, they got married, and she was a princess. The end.
I may also have described the villain as “a mean ol’ queen b.”
Maybe I need a book for this stuff.